Biggest news in the world today: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are splitting up!!!

 
Yes, indeed, the big breaking news story of the day is not all this terrorism nonsense in the USA or any of that. Instead, it’s word that all those negative tabloid stories about Brangelina that we’ve been subjected to for years — about how the relationship was on the rocks and so on — are finally coming true. 

Indeed, folks, the marriage is kaput: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting a divorce. We’re not sure why, there are lots of rumors going around as to why this is happening, but they are citing irreconcilable differences.

The story from ET

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