Well, here we go again. Tonight is the last Late Show with David Letterman, and this is the end of a TV era. I can also safely say that I can pretty much toss out my TV now, because there is going to be literally nothing to watch after tonight.
Oh, that’s right. I need my TV for the coming football season.
Well, I guess I won’t throw it out, but my reasons to tune in to late night network television are pretty much finished. It’s basic cable from now on — right, Conan?